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The 12 Dog Days of Christmas, Part 1

On the first day of Christmas, my human gave to me…

Fat squirrel sitting in a tree.

A fat squirrel in a small tree.

On the second day of Christmas, my human gave to me…

two hunks of cheese and a mouse

Two hunks of cheese
And a fat squirrel in a small tree.

On the third day of Christmas, my human gave to me…

Cat pooping

Three cat turds
Two hunks of cheese
And a fat squirrel in a small tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my human gave to me…

falling dog surrounded by falling pizzas

Four falling pizzas
Three cat turds
Two hunks of cheese
And a fat squirrel in a small tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my human gave to me…

five french fries

FIVE GOL-DEN FRIES!!!
Four falling pizzas
Three cat turds
Two hunks of cheese
And a fat squirrel in a small tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my human gave to me…

six eggs dancing around getting scrambled

Six scrambled eggs
FIVE GOL-DEN fries
Four falling pizzas
Three cat turds
Two hunks of cheese
And a fat squirrel in a small tree…