http://www.notshallow.org Come, plumb the depths of everyday minutia with your host, Rebecca Collins. Thu, 02 Sep 2010 21:34:26 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en http://www.notshallow.org/?p=1673 "Rise up this mornin', Smiled with the risin' sun, Three little birds, Pitch by my doorstep, Singin' sweet songs, Of melodies... - Bob Marley" Reaction One: AAAAAAAHHHH! Just got out of bed, saw this and then stabbed myself in the face. Reaction Two: The only way you could possibly be more annoying ... http://www.notshallow.org/?p=1671 Keith tried to torture me with this earlier today and I resisted. Then tonight I thought, "Ah, what the heck, I'll check out 100 Ways to Love a Cat." This video is 35 minutes long... because they detail ALL 100 ways to love a cat. I made it through Way ... http://www.notshallow.org/?p=1669 Rules of Conduct For Teachers (from a 1915 school bulletin for a one-room school house near Winneconne, WI) 1. You will not marry during the term of your contract. 2. You are not to keep company with men. (This is closely tied to number 1 - don't think you're going to "keep ... http://www.notshallow.org/?p=1651 If our dog, Freja, can't make it all day without, uh, pooping (due to upset stomach) in the house she always poops in the bathroom right next to the toilet. So... I guess she understands what goes on in there? And I guess she's doing her best to be considerate? An ... http://www.notshallow.org/?p=1593 When my parents came for the yard sale last week, they had a van-load of stuff my sister and I had been storing at their house for years. And years. I believe they were overjoyed to be getting rid of it. We had a fairly successful sale, although we didn't ... http://www.notshallow.org/?p=1640 This should probably go on one of those "Overheard in Mpls" sites. Yesterday, as my co-worker Andrea was walking out of the building, a bunch of gals from a marketing firm down the hall were leaving at the same time. One of them said to the others: "You know, the only reason ... http://www.notshallow.org/?p=1646 With Zsa Zsa Gabor heading home this past Monday to spend her final days in comfort, rather than in a hospital, I think it's only appropriate that we take a look at the life and times of the Hungarian beauty. Here are some Zsa Zsa Facts & Figures: Zsa Zsa is ... http://www.notshallow.org/?p=1629 I'm switching things up today and doing most Fantastic Tweet of the Day. What can I say? I'm feeling positive! "A friend of mine went on a first date for dinner at some guy's house (dumb) and he baked a frozen pizza and put in "9 1/2 weeks." Um????" That sounds like ... http://www.notshallow.org/?p=1637 " Thai chicken peanut wrap at Au Bon Pain. Pretty tasty. Just the right amount of zip to the peanut sauce." Well, that about sums up the day, people. We can all go to bed now. Someone had a tasty thai chicken wrap. http://www.notshallow.org/?p=1622