Imagined Conversations


Imagined Conversations and People23 Nov 2009 08:51 pm

nicolas-cage-hairI’m sure you were as shocked as I was to learn that actor Nicolas Cage is facing bankruptcy. You probably thought, “Really? After being overpaid for so many years?” Apparently, Nic never learned the value of a dollar. Sometimes I feel badly for people who make stupid money mistakes… we’re all human, after all, and everyone makes poor choices at some point in their lives. BUT, come on, $276,000 for a dinosaur skull? This is the exact point on my Nic Cage Compassion Graph where my level of empathy drops to a point that hovers just above the X-axis and is labeled “bitter disbelief.”

I wonder about the sequence of events that led us here, to the point where Nic is selling off German castles and hot rods left and right and is suing his business manager, Sam Levin. Cage claims that Levin led him down a path to financial ruin. Whatever the case maybe be,  if you’re a fan of Cage, this ensures you many more years of enjoying new films from him, as he now has to keep working in order to be able to retire to an appropriately appointed mansion with waterfalls, telescopes and an airstrip. Nic Cage – he’s just like us!


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General Weirdness and Imagined Conversations20 Oct 2009 08:27 pm

flying saucer smallBecause you’re wondering – as am I – how one decides to build a UFO/big-silver-helium-filled balloon and create a “media hoax” that will win one a “reality” TV show.

INT. HEENE LIVING ROOM – NIGHT

RICHARD HEENE, 40-something husband and father with curious hair, and MAYUMI HEENE, late-30-something stereotype of a submissive wife, sit in their living room after their children are in bed.

Richard tinkers with a remote-controlled passenger pigeon as Mayumi works on a Soduku puzzle.

RICHARD: Been a long time since that second Wife Swap aired.

MAYUMI: Hmmm…

RICHARD: I don’t understand it. I post videos online everyday… the rap video… Psycience Detectives… Did you post that new video today? The one where I talk about the science behind the untimely death of Heath Ledger while at the grocery store?

MAYUMI: I’m sorry… I… I was busy with the boys…


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