The back cover of City Pages is filled with disconcerting questions… I guess this is the latest technique used to get people to read your classified ad. Ask a probing question!

Are YOU looking for Meaningful Work? (is “Meaningful Work” capitalized because it’s an official category of work or a profession or what?)

Drinking Problem?

Need Cash?

Have a 10-17 yr old child?

Do you fear and avoid social situations?

No Where to go? Know Where to Go!

Need a Lawyer?

Are you a SNUFF user who is interested in volunteering in a research study? (I assume we’re talking the tobacco product here and not the porn product)